The Chumlees

The instant urge to shit uncontrollably. Similar to IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

I got sick to my stomach the other day and The Chumlees hit me hard. I destroyed Kevin's bathroom in the heat of battle.

by Chumturd April 12, 2017

Chutley

A horrible disease that occurs when ingesting 3 dozen eggs, progressing to 5 dozen eggs. The illness is more common in those named Gaston. Without proper treatment, The Chutley has a mortality rate of nearly 90%
Treatment of The Chutley, or, Chutterson Fever, consists of the infected person bathing in goat urine for 48 hours straight, drinking plenty of Georgi vodka, and being anally penetrated by a cafeteria worker named Gladys, with a (metal) baseball bat. It can be prevented with frequent sexual endeavors and BBQ sauce.

"Charles caught the Chutley, it's really unfortunate. He just got over AIDS."

by Gaston Scudley September 27, 2011

Chullet

A chin mullet. More than just a trendy, well-groomed beard. This isn't just a lip-ferret/ soup-catcher combo. This is a full-on mullet. Right on your face.

Any member of ZZ Top and many actual bikers (not the weekend warriors with day-jobs) sport this well-cultivated but untamed facial shrubbery - the chullet.

by cunomor April 15, 2010

chullet

Chick with a mullett.

Send me my expense check chullett!

by fu pay me October 5, 2011

Chutley

An attractive Asian woman that will force someone in your fantasy baseball league to trade you Chase Utley if you get her to sleep with him.

Look at that chick... she's a total Chutley.

by The Village October 20, 2007

Slam Chuglet

Derived from the Canadian 'chug', to describe a native, based on their enthusiasm for anything 'chuggable' ie: listerine, windshield wiper fluid etc. and the American 'slampiglet' used to describe a female that everyone will screw, and no one wants to admit to screwing.
Generally used in regards to a native or half native female who (surprisingly considering how ugly they usually are) inspires a male to make sweet fuck to her.

I figured after three or four bottles of windex, that slam chuglet was about ready to hope on my dick like it was a rusty ski do, and swerve off into the sunset.

by Bocat Jones March 27, 2011

Chublet

1. A chubby or overweight person, usually found with a twinkie in hand.
2. A horny fat bitch who cheats on her boyfriend.
3. Similiar to nublet when describing an annoying n00b who you suspect is fat.
4. A word stolen by Nick (slownick).

Erinzilla: I can't believe you posted out e-seckz on www.livejournal.com/~erinexploited .
Matt: Stfu Chublet.
Erinzilla: -Cries him a river-
Matt: -Goes for a swim- GG CHUBLET!1!

by Matthew Larsen February 4, 2005