chromebook

a shitty piece of plastic where all you can do for entertainment is pornhub, youtube, and urban dictionary.

bob: i got a chromebook and it cant even run fallout 2
rich kid: i got a gaming laptop that can run fallout 4 at 10000000 fps with 240 mods installed.

by mojang________________________ July 10, 2020

Chromebook

An OS/laptop that will make you forever stay a virgin if you decide to keep it.

Girlfriend: So...what OS do you use?
Boyfriend: Yeah, I have a Chromebook...hey wait, what are you doing?

by Obsidian Plague November 30, 2018

Redneck chrome

Slang term for duct tape, specifically applied to make stuff look like it was chromed (such as cars.) it is extremely cheap and easy to get, and non toxic, unlike real chrome, rednecks always have a few dozen rolls of it in the shed (or truck.) It can be used to dress up your house, car, head, or cat.

Even redneck chrome couldn't make Bob's Ford Bronco look cool.

by Crunkonius November 11, 2005

Chrome Turd

Harley Davidson Motorcycles

Chrome won't get you home. That's just a Chrome Turd!

by RidetoLive September 16, 2009

Chromebook

A pice of metal thats only use is to tourture kids in school. It is not able to play games you have to manualy enable flash and the videos are such low quality. All you can do is work, take pictures, and suffer. It is 200$ thats insane for how trash it is.

Teacher: time to use chromebooks

Class: *sighs* but they are trash

by Mr.McDonalds December 10, 2019

chrome punch

a very useful technique when drunk at a bar and someone is wanting to fight you wait until they go into the bathroom to use the urinal then walk in the bathroom and grab there head and bounce it off the chrome spigot of the pisser and that my friends is a chrome punch

if that guy doesn't watch it i'm going to follow him into the bathroom and give him a chrome punch

by cowboy01 April 13, 2007

chrome taco

smoking meth using a straw and a taco shaped piece of aluminum foil.

My girlfriend has broken so many meth pipes that I will only let her smoke the chrome taco now.

by C M 2 September 26, 2019