Chicken Jockey: A very obscure sex act done after a solemn occasion. This is a form of necrophilia typically done by digging up a rotten course, and dressing yourself in a chicken suit. Beforehand, you must say the obligatory “CHICKEN JOCKEY,” and proceed to have it ride your schlong. This can be done with the help of another person to move said corpse, or through proper positioning and having the corpse lie down on you during the act. Once finished, you carry the nut-filled corpse on your back and run around thrashing into innocent civilians, similar to a chicken jockey.
After everyone left the funeral, Sam couldn’t bear to look at the grave anymore, and dug it up to do the Chicken Jockey.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
Get the The Chicken Jockeymug. An annoying trend when people watch the Minecraft Movie. It occurs when Jack Black’s character Steve shouts Chicken Jockey.
People in the audience sometimes jump onto each others shoulders and scream Chicken Jockey.
People in the audience sometimes jump onto each others shoulders and scream Chicken Jockey.
Steve: Chicken Jockey
People in audience: Chicken Jockey!!! *jumps onto friends shoulders
Cinema worker: I don’t get paid enough for this
People in audience: Chicken Jockey!!! *jumps onto friends shoulders
Cinema worker: I don’t get paid enough for this
by Darthinian April 22, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by AFDFDVN EUVtyuf April 29, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by AGayBoy<3 April 12, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug. by kgfh321 April 12, 2025
Get the chicken jockeymug. A phrase which is uttered in the Minecraft movie to which people act like absolute buffoons, chucking popcorn everywhere and screaming. There was even one occasion where someone brought in an actual live chicken.
Steve: chicken jockey!
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”
Everyone: AAAAAAAA *throws popcorn*
Cleaner: “nope, can’t be arsed with this anymore”
by ttn2025 April 12, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. by Sosku10 April 23, 2025
Get the Chicken Jockeymug.