When you're playing chess and you take so long thinking about what move you're going to make that you end up making an idiotic move you spotted in the first 5 seconds but forgot about later on.
During a game of chess, after thinking about his move for 20 minutes ...
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
by RhInO May 18, 2013
by TrooBloo June 23, 2021
noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.
That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.
by Danny Durden May 28, 2021
Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.
by Joe Brignax April 19, 2008
a traditionally nerdy game of chess that turns into a sexual game where as pieces are captured by the opposing player, the player who lost the piece must remove an item of clothing. this can be a rachet experience
by yolo2k18 April 13, 2014
The reason chess players get so much tang. They always know the right moves, and have no trouble forking the queen.
by ClassicSchmosby August 20, 2015
When you donโt take the queen in a game of chess even though the opportunity is obvious. Done out of ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ for women.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Term first coined by the Trash Taste podcast, when they held their chess tournament arc.
Chess Noob: โWhy didnโt they take the queen?โ
Chess Expert: โMy child, theyโre a chess simp.โ
Chess Noob: โAh, I see.โ
Chess Expert: โMy child, theyโre a chess simp.โ
Chess Noob: โAh, I see.โ
by The Peanuts King August 25, 2020