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Jewish Charity

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.
"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"
by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015
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Crappy Charity

A phony charity started by highschoolers just to earn college points. These students have no such intention to actually help people. The methods which these "organizations" run by are extremely shady, with limited information on their insta pages and poorly made weeblys. Most of the time they have a gofundme page, with at most three vague sentences.
Yo you see that Zhang kid make another crappy charity?

Yea man I saw. The dude puts his own name on the webpage in large text so that universities will see!
by doyourealize September 5, 2021
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tomatoes for charity

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.
Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity
by bazooka-princesses3 January 2, 2012
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charity case

Someone you do a favor for out of pity.

An ugly poor girl who has no family or friends. She usually shows up at your door and begs for somewhere to stay cause no one else will have her.

She ends up trying to steal your identity and then comes back to seek revenge because you're more successful than she is.
Boyfriend: Don't let that charity case in the door. She'll ruin your reputation and try to mess with your life.

Girl: Uh oh, I felt bad for her. Too late.
by nunyalj January 5, 2009
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charity fuck

under the broad definitons a charity fuck can also be mercy sex, or pity sex but in general its a situation where you are having sex cause there is not gracious way out of it or the recipient might actually benefit. kind of like sexual euthanizia.
gosh that was the most pathetic case of a charity fuck i have ever had to supply. but i dont want his death on my conscience...it was mercy sex and then some..
by DaynaS March 21, 2008
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Charity Work

When you sleep with women so unattractive you are doing a service to not only them, but to the world.
Dude, that girl i banged last night was hideous. I have good karma now because I clearly did charity work.
by Rj DD June 8, 2011
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charity

An organization who collects money to satisfy the needs of the people, especially broke college kids looking for ways to have a good time without spending their own money.
by TLC1234 June 3, 2006
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