Cereal

its fucking soup you complete knobs

"hey john nice cereal you got there"
"thanks mike this is some good ass soup"
"haha yeah john"

by cereal_is_fucking_soup December 19, 2018

Cereal

A type of soup

Cereal is not soup!
Yes it is.

by Soupgal69 August 02, 2017

Cereal

Your balance. What you lose or "spill" when you fall down or crash.

Rusty tried to grind that rail on his skateboard, but he slipped and Spilled His Cereal.

by Bradward February 24, 2004

For cereal?!

A COOLER way of saying "FORREALZ?" Other forms of the expression is "Cereally?" and "OMGFORCEREAL?"
When you say it, you usually jump up and down and make flailing arm movements.

"I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!"
"OMGFORCEREAL?!?!"
"wow. you just ruined my win by saying that."

(teenage girl)"SO I WAS LIKE "FOR CEREAL?!" AND HE WAS LIKE "YEEEE-YUHHH!!" THEN I WAS LIKE "OHMAHGAH!!!"

by Cassizzle:D August 21, 2010

Cereal

It's not soup, shut the fuck up

"Is cereal soup?"
"Go fuck yourself"

by POTUS Official December 27, 2021

Cereal

1. Nickname for the single sexiest guy on the planet. esp. Special K.

Y: OMG! Cereal just looked at you again!!
M: sigh. I love cereal...

U: I had Special K this weekend!
M: EXCUSE ME??? WTF???
U: I MEANT THE CEREAL!
M: Do you mean THE cereal?? or MY cereal???
U: THE!
M: Oh... phew. you had me scared for a minute.
U: LMAO

by luvinmesumspecialK November 19, 2008

Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018