cello scrotum

A skin condition caused by vibrations from a cello to the player's scrotum, analogous to guitarist's nipple. Irritating, but not a big deal.

After practicing that concerto all day, I got a serious case of cello scrotum.

by mrzarch January 30, 2009

Cellar Dwellar

A person with no life who lives in a musty cellar, feeding off crabs and various foods that grow in the dirty habitat.

Becca is a cellar dwellar, and feeds off the seafood buffet.

by Crazy Omen Tinker Bell June 3, 2010

Mon Cello

Simply translated as "My cello", Mon Cello refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch. The term derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note.

"Oh my God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend, was Mon Cello"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011

cellos

gay, homosexual.

Adriana's brother is so cellos, however, she is one hot whamajamma.

by streetstrip01 March 23, 2010

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

celloner

A person who looks at their cell phone and pretends to be texting or that someone is calling them to give the illusion that they have friends.

"That guy is always on the phone, does he have a girlfriend now?"
"No he's a celloner. He's just talking to himself."

by aCanOfSoda August 13, 2009

cellborg

Any pretentious person with a blinking Bluetooth device in their ear and their cellphone either proudly displayed on their hip or hidden in a pocket or purse. The Bluetooth light reminds you that they're not insane, just complete tools.

"Every where I look in this airport I see blue lights in people's ears. I'm surrounded by cellborgs!"

"There were so many cellborgs at the office today I thought I was in the Cloud City. I started looking around for Billy Dee Williams."

by afrosheen May 25, 2007