Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
Cockney rhyming slang for 'fucked'.
As an alternative to saying "I'm knackered" meaning that one is exhausted, one could say "I'm cattled" (cattle trucked).
by Markyharley November 04, 2013
A derrogatory nickname for the sorority called Sigma Kappa, which is comprise mostly of unattractive, overweight girls.
by Sunny December 26, 2003
Similar to the donkey punche, while doing a girl from behind, when your about to come, you whip out a tazer and hit her right in the small of her back. You hold on tight as she goes into spasms and tighetens up while you blow your load. A great way to break up with someone!
by Dr.Biggs February 05, 2004
Stray dogs that wander around urban areas. They are mostly pitbulls and often have cow like markings. The nipple area from giving birth to so many litters of puppies appear to look like the utters of a cow.
by Scott La Roc September 03, 2006
by hairy rumps June 04, 2010
Cattle field is when someone speaks openly ignorant or fantasy storytelling in efforts too gain impression of a person or people by gloating unhealthy or unhelpful information or events
by Yunq Deezi August 17, 2022