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Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.
I ate a carrot for lunch.
by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020
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carrot

a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.
Girl at school: “did you see that”

Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”
by ava609 March 29, 2020
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carrot

how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce
look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE
by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020
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Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting
Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”
by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021
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Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.
The new born baby has a new baby carrot.
by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019
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Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it
Woah look at that .... cArRot.
by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019
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Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏
“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”
by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019
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