rainbow card

A special victim card used by a member of the LGBTQ community to protect themselves in an argument based on their sexuality if the other person is winning.

LGBT member: Oh you’re debunking what I say and hating on me just because I’m gay... not because I’m just wrong, no!

Snowflake #1: Yassss queen

Snowflake #2: Don’t listen to them, you do you sis!

The Dude: So just debunk facts with the rainbow card so that literally nobody sees the argument here. Real mature.

by chillnonymous January 25, 2021

Playing cards

A phrase used to describe one's inability to eat, pee or sit down while taking care of your loved ones.

Maureen Walsh: “... nurses are probably playing cards for a considerable amount of the day!”

by AuntDoritoRN April 19, 2019

card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.

"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?

by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008

geek card

Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the geek community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable geeks for doing non-respectable-geek things.

Ben's Geek card was revoked when he aquired a girlfriend that was not a fellow geek.

by Zelda132 January 5, 2009

Tard Card

The slang name for a handicapped placard.

Jimmi: God, I hope there is parking.

Gee: Don't worry! You have the tard card!

by Thumper0611 December 31, 2008

Dick Card

A playing card with a nude male usually having one of the following... A mullet, a mustache, tight leather pants, or jean short cut-offs.

I went to collect the bill and tip from my customers but all they left for me was this Dick Card.

by Maximus Bonerus Erectionus February 4, 2010

Cancer card

The unassailable excuse of cancer patients and their immediate family that gets them out of events and responsibilities as needed.

John didn't want to go to his cousin's wedding. So at the last minute, he played the cancer card and told his aunt he didn't feel well enough to make it. While his aunt fretted about what his absence meant for John's health, John watched college football all afternoon in his underwear.

by akwhitacre August 26, 2009