shit capades

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

Beak Capacity

When they are chirping u so hard you bout to split feathers.

I was just flying solo when this bird started chirping me so you know they better be ready to glide because I'm at beak capacity.

by Rajax August 14, 2018

Beat too capacity

Too describe a woman's make up as looking good! Or can be used to tell someone they look/dress nice. Can be used as just "beat" or "beat em'"

Giiiiiirl your beat too capacity!

His outfit is beat!
Girlfriend you beat em down, yess ya did.

by dabestever September 4, 2012

Ms. Campagna

Lit fam!

"Bro, stop being a Ms. Campagna."

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Campagna

1) Family of Italian roots that will soon rise up and control the world's economy, sometime around the year 2112.

2) Uncircumsized man who cares more about the pleasure of women than his own.

3) Sexual ingenuity and prowess.

I porked her wet pussy like a Campagna.

by cacaboy November 11, 2004

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

CAPalert

a wacky movie review sites that finds every movie evil.

What the heck is "suggestive eye movement supposed to mean anyway?

by the mad one February 28, 2004