Coochie Hit

slang for STD test results

"I can't fw her unless she got her coochie hit..."

Guy 1: Yoooo did you just leave ...'s house??
Guy 2: Yea, why?
Guy 1: Broooo she had something a while back...did you ask her for her coochie hit?
Guy 2: No! What's that??
Guy 1: For some test results...
Guy 2: Ohh okay yea I saw the coochie hit!

Girl 1: I just got my coochie hit, it went well!
Girl 2: At the doctors???
Girl 1: Yesss where else would I go?
Girl 2: Uhhh...home?

by e2known November 23, 2022

Collateral Coochie

Coochie gained from roasting someone in the process of getting coochie. A vulturistic tactic of turning coochiful interest away from someone getting coochie to steal said coochie.

The boys roasted Martin when he was showing a girl falcon heavy landing clips in an attempt to have her become disinterested in Martin and obtain that Collateral Coochie.

by Rich Nigga JT August 27, 2018

sushi coochie

(noun) a vagina, or coochie, that possesses an odor resemblant to that of raw fish, making it smell like sushi

Brad: "Yo, Jack, how was eating out Brianna last night?
Jack: "Not too good, man, she had some real bad sushi coochie."
Brad: "Damn, I was wondering why your breath smelled like fish."
Jack: "She gave some mean top, though."

by kyle0326 December 27, 2018

Dry Coochie Energy

DCE, or Dry Coochie Energy is someone who is stingy, rude, bigoted, and over all don’t pass the vibe check. Someone who spreads negative energy and wishes ill of others who are doing well for themselves.

She didn’t tip her server anything? Dude she got Dry Coochie Energy.

by LeonitisTheGreat August 21, 2020

Canned coochie

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

Coochie Meow Meow

It is a slight opening between the legs of a female human. Also referred as a woman’s genitalia.

My coochie meow meow is not pink because I’m brown. (Roast beef)

by BHAD DAD May 24, 2021

Coochie Lipertue

When you have two coochie lips hanging out when you don't wear underwear to bed

Pronounced: "Coochie Lip or Two"

Roommate 1: "I am going to bed with no underwear on tonight"
Roommate 2: "...Damn, I am gonna to see a coochie lipertue in the morning!"

by pegglers February 27, 2023