The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally
by The Dudest Dude, Dude October 17, 2017
When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
by thegreatretailcaper March 17, 2016
That big titty sexpot Trixie is the perfect canvas. I can paint a Jackson Pollock on her with my man goo
by chorizogordo February 01, 2024
by irieomgfunny/面白い February 06, 2022
Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!
Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!
Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
by IToldYouNotToTouchIt May 05, 2022
Describes da act of covering da houses and streets in your local area in sailcloth in an attempt to trap one or more bad guys.
Perhaps "canvasing the neighborhood" could also be effectively accomplished by putting up framed paintings on outside walls everywhere and then watching for da greedy villains whom you're after to come out of hiding and start stealing said valuable art-creations to sell, and then nab them in da act.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024