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Canvas

Learning Management System developed by Instructure, Which Deputy Principals seem to love and force all the student's work through that dumbass site making it TOO accessible, You can even get it on your iPod, forget being sick to not do the work, They except you to do it on Canvas, even if you had COVID, or even if you can upload anything to Canvas without getting errors and the Teacher giving you a straight up zero, Even If the teachers know how to use it properly and not assign 50 assignments within one day, It will make you even miss Google Classroom.
Mr Ratburn: Right, I hope everyone has done all of their Assessments that are due this week and anyone who hasn't submitted with get a zero mark.
Muffy: But I had corona when we did this
Mr Ratburn: Well you were meant to do them on Canvas if you were sick!
Muffy: How was I supposed to know that?
Mr Ratburn: I'm marking you a zero Muffy, Also you Francine!

Francine: What? I submitted it.
Mr Ratburn: I can't open a LibreOffice file, You Fail, so do you Buster!
Buster: But It came up with an error when I submitted it!
Mr Ratburn: Should've gone to the IT Desk then, Fail!
Buster: All they said is to turn off and turn it back on, That didn't help.
by IToldYouNotToTouchIt May 5, 2022
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Canva

A free site where you can create a profile picture for YouTube, channel art, and many more.
I've created a YouTube channel, so I will have to use Canva to create awesome art!
by irieomgfunny/面白い February 5, 2022
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canvas discussions

This means that the discussions are tedious and literally no one cares about them! Most students just find some answer on google and summarize it as their discussion.
Students don’t forget to finish your canvas discussions tonight. Its worth 10 points!
by clife March 10, 2021
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Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.
Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .
by King Yamayama December 13, 2024
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Canvas Wagon

Steve and Denver decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level by creating a Canvas Wagon between themselves.
by Stenver August 15, 2025
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Gesso your Canvas

The phrase, "gesso your canvas," originates from the action of applying gesso, a white paint-like mixture, onto your canvas to prepare it for painting.
"Gesso your canvas," the teacher instructed. She wanted to make sure everyone's canvas was ready for today's lesson.
by simsfreeplay444 September 9, 2025
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Shit Canvas

When one is covered in shit and another person draws with it on the others body
Bro my girlfriend wants me to shit canvas her
by Kjsimpsons February 19, 2025
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