The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***

Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*

by viri de terra July 6, 2019

can

australian, n, gaol,
also beer

he's in the can cuz he was on the can

by herbie August 25, 2004

Can

An abbreviation for Cute Ass Nigga

Shawn Mendes is a can.

by The Lord Protector of Toilets January 10, 2020

CAN

Cute Ass Nigga. CAN is an acronym used to describe an attractive black male

"Ché found her a cute tall dark skin. He's a CAN girl"

by Tritz16 March 1, 2015

CAN

"Creative Ass Nigga"

I'm a mother-fucking CAN

by Shawty_K September 3, 2018

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.

We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!

by billag16 October 28, 2010