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canning

That night when everyone has their garbage out at the end of their drive-way to be picked up in the morning and some jack-ass goes and knocks over every trash can on one street or more.
neighbor 1: Dude, what happened to the garbage cans on our street?

neighbor 2: It's the new rage, called canning. Looks like they hit up our street quite well.
by Your local canner August 2, 2011
mugGet the canningmug.

The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***
Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*
by viri de terra July 6, 2019
mugGet the The Canmug.

can

australian, n, gaol,
also beer
by herbie August 25, 2004
mugGet the canmug.

Can

by The Lord Protector of Toilets January 10, 2020
mugGet the Canmug.

CAN

Cute Ass Nigga. CAN is an acronym used to describe an attractive black male
"Ché found her a cute tall dark skin. He's a CAN girl"
by Tritz16 March 1, 2015
mugGet the CANmug.

CAN

I'm a mother-fucking CAN
by Shawty_K September 3, 2018
mugGet the CANmug.

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment
If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.
by Light Joker December 27, 2004
mugGet the canmug.

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