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Canine Cuckolding

When ones closest friend engages in sexual intercourse with your dogs wife/girlfriend. The act is usually completed by spitting the cum into the cuckheld dogs mouth.
Her: "I'm going to cuckold your dog, asshole" Him: "You're going to fuck my dogs... wife?. That would be canine cuckolding!!!"
by VVforCC September 25, 2011
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Canine Surprise

When you reach down under the blankets in the middle of the night, to pet your dog. Instead of finding his head, you tickle his balls by accident.
I got a canine surprise last night. I felt a bit queazy but he sure looked pleased with himself.
by pe_be_ January 1, 2017
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fornicating the canine

inserting of the penis into the poches rectum..... what many of my co-workers do for a living .........can you dig
by wench April 26, 2004
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Canine Intercourse

To fuck off at work!And working just enough not to get rode, by your boss.
Hey dude! How was work to day? You know I was just having canine intercourse.
by Mexican Cobra April 2, 2008
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canine scale

Based on a man's age, this is a scale to classify men who prey on younger women to please their sexual appetite.

0-10: pup (too young)
11-15: mutt (laying around not knowing what to do)
16-21: dingo (just plain stupid)
22-26: fox (they think they're slick and sly)
27-32: jackal (jack ass)
33-40: coyote (almost ready to be serious)
41-50: wolf (salt and pepper but still sexy)
51+: silver fox (self explanatory)
Hugh Hefner is a silver fox on the canine scale, while George Clooney is right behind him as a wolf.
by RoxyStylist321 November 25, 2016
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The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Fido lick! Good Dog. Arf!

Also reffered to as the skippy
by Matt May 13, 2005
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canine seducer

That lazy SOB is a real canine seducer
by Krumpas November 30, 2017
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