Call of Duty

A game full of hackers, campers, 11year olds and noscopers. Random people talking about brussel sprouts on the mic (yeah this atcully happend) and raging at people because there killing you oblivios that your bad at the game. Alltogether a bad game.
Person 1: hey what ya playing?
Person 2: just some call of GOD DAMMIT THIS BLOODY HACKER!
Person 1: you okay?
Person 2: "throws controller through the screen"
Person 2: call of duty is crap!
by The_Seeker-337 December 31, 2016
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(1) Also known as C.O.D.. A series of first-person shooting video games that are famous for their multiplayer mode which mainly consists of angry, foul-mouthed five-year-olds that shouldn't even be cursing or playing the game at all at their young age.

(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."
(1) I WILL FREAKING OWN YOU IN COD YOU STUPID DUMBASS

(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.
by what the fuck is a sonic November 24, 2015
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A gaming platform where you get called a gay bitch constantly and get killed by 3 year olds
"lets go play battlefield 4 because call of duty is pissing me off with the squeakers"
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Call of Duty is shit
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Mike: Hey Jim want to play call of duty?
Jim: Fuck you Mike.
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One of the reasons why you're single
Michelle: Ever wonder why you're single
Dave: Why?
Michelle: Because you play Call of Duty!
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Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:

6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"

Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"

Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"

Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"

Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"

Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013
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