calendar quality

So sexy that they belong on a pinup calendar.

Jay: Did your see her sexy ass?
Rog: Hell yeah I did. She calendar quality

by AyeBigPoppy April 16, 2019

caleb ellis

Don’t bring up his ex

“Yo, did you hear caleb Ellis the fast swimmer isn’t dating that girl anymore?”

“Yeah your probably should bring her up”

by 200 fly July 20, 2020

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

caleb scarberry

makes bad music and calls it experimental.

megachad: do you know caleb scarberry?
cringe soy boy wojak: no

megachad: thats why you‘re a beta male

by calebscarberryfan6969 July 12, 2021

Caleb Move

1. When someone says or asks something so stupid and obnoxious very loudly, simply for attention.
2. Acting or asking a stupid question that you know the answer to.

Dylan: What’s a thermometer?
Cole: That was a Caleb Move.

by Franklion February 3, 2022

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

Pulling A Caleb

When you fuck up something that's hard to fuck up.

Chris was really "pulling a Caleb" when he could barely walk across the room without falling over.

by To Pull A Caleb January 28, 2017