ButtPocket

n. A pocket in the back of a pair of leggings used to store items such as keys, money, or a cell phone while excersizing. Often used as a comparison for something that is to small or unuseful.

"Where am I supposed to keep my water bottle while I'm hiking?" "Keep it on your shoes..." " That is almost as unuseful as a ButtPocket!"

by HJG123 January 6, 2017

ButtFucken

Start a conversation. And end buttfucken......Like true old school gangstas way of saying( forget about it. )

Hey did you know so and so. Buttfucken blah blah

by TEUTA_SAVAGE02 January 8, 2022

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

buttcucker

govind saggu

Yo, buttcuckers a feener

by bettieboobap June 14, 2023

Buttfucked

When you lose horribly playing a game of something.

Joe and I were playing a game of Poker and I buttfucked him.

by GammonMan February 4, 2026

Buttfucked

When you lose horribly while playing a game of something.

Joe and I were playing Poker and I buttfucked him.

by GammonMan February 4, 2026

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025