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Blingon

To pimp a Klingon. Those who wear an inordinant amount of jewelry, tattoos and or trendy clothes to compensate for a lack of God given beauty. Those who think they have it goin' on but just don't. Ugly people tryin' to make it work.
Blingon, Flava Flav, Plies, Lil Wayne, Ying Yang Twins, 50 Cent, Luther Campbell, Lil John, The Game, etc.
by aldeshsa May 13, 2009
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bling-ringed

When your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you're not at home.

Named after "The Bling Ring", a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in Hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. "The Bling Ring" is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
"Would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?"

"Paris Hilton's house was bling-ringed three times!"
by matty-g October 24, 2014
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Bling Like This

An iconic song sung by the K-pop group Treasure. BLT is one of the most wonderful songs ever written and Treasure made it even better with their voices, it also has a very cute MV in which the members have fun with each other and just watching is enough to make you happy for the entire week
Stream bling like this and Stan treasure!
person A: I just listened to Bling Like This and it's definitely my favorite song by Treasure!
person B: you're right ales, it's amazing and it makes me happy!
by Lu💜 November 8, 2020
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bling

The word "bling" refers to any unnecessary accumulation of metal or jewellery which impresses the simple-minded. Examples of bling-related activity include: driving a car with shiny platinum rims, arriving at a movie premiere in a hat made of glittering diamonds, or pointing at a big block of gold and cooing away for hours on end like an unforgivable moron whose mere existence ultimately cheapens us all. Bling is the single most shallow, boring and wilfully superficial cultural phenomenon ever to excite humankind, which is saying something for a species already hooked on internet poker.

In recent months, collective guilt over the planet's future and the disparity of global wealth have exerted a cooling effect on bling's popularity, although genuine justice will never be achieved until everyone responsible for promoting, propagating, passively approving of, or even being ironically amused by any and all aspects of bling culture has been hunted down and jailed for a minimum of 37 years in a maximum security prison with no carpets, hot water or bog roll.
See that blinging car over there, the one with the spinning rims? I bet the driver is a tosser.
by grumblord March 20, 2007
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hotline bling

A booty call this word became popular from a Drake song called Hotline Bling
Ex: "I know when that hotline bling, when that can only mean one thing"
Katy: Oh my God, John is calling
Katy's friend: It's a hotline bling

Katy: Well he's not getting any tonight
by Kaylalani September 29, 2015
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Bling-Hop

A sub genre of Hip-Hop that tends to focus on money, women, cars, and jewelry. The artists are primarily young African-American males that are found by major labels to help sustain profitability with little substance and investment in the artists' future.
Examples of Bling-Hop rappers include: Lil Wayne, Souljah Boy, Slim Thug, Birdman, and P. Diddy

Another example would be most artists who display a dumb look on there face while cheesing with gold and diamond teeth in there mouth.
by Rod Adkins July 4, 2008
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Bling Economics

Defines the gap between regular economics and the actualy economics of society. The coutries finacial definitions are defined by the governments assumption on what the "AVERAGE" family does, however bling economics describes the fact that the modern families want more than the average family.

For instance the average family according to the govt shops for nescafe and the mordern person want starbucks.

THEREFORE, pricing things according to the govts rate of inflation as oposed to bling economics rate of inflation leads many of the population taking pay cuts.
Govt: The current rate of inflation is 2.5%
bling economics: The rate of inflation for consumerist economy is 10%
by Harsh MC July 11, 2007
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