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Buddha Sexy

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.
Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.
by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015
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preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know
"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"
by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010
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Buddha

refering to someone being so awesome, rad, the best ever that the only person's strife who could compare to theirs would be Buddha.
"dude. we're so awesome."
"yeah, i'm pretty sure we're Buddha."
by BaconBuddha July 2, 2008
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Buddhasm

The enlightenment achieved upon the first successful orgasm shared between two consenting individuals.
Many a young person has spent a course of time pondering the wonders of a buddhasm. However, to many a young person, the wonders of a buddhasm have never crossed their minds.
by :L March 19, 2005
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buddhaful

Having a large quantity of buddha-like characteristics.
Josh's intentions were buddhaful, but the poor puppies drowned due to a lack of planning.
by weedheaded December 13, 2008
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Oh My Buddha

Same as oh my god, but for the believers of buddhaism.
when you see something unbelievable, OH mY BuDdHA
by lostazn October 24, 2012
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buddharchist

n.

1. A person that believes in getting their shit together, not because they are told to do so but because they want to have a better life for themselves, as well as be a positive force for those around them
2. A person who believes in or tries to bring about buddharchy
3. A person that takes responsibility for their actions and holds other people accountable, so that their efforts will lead to everyone getting their shit together, so that we do not need an authoritative figure telling us what to do
4. A mindful anarchist

adj.
Of or relating to buddharchy
As a buddharchist, I sincerely would like to assist you in removing your head from your butt, so that we may better understand what it is that you are trying to convey and work towards creating a more cohesive system.
by BuddharchistBaby December 25, 2013
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