vampire buddha

Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.

Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!

Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!

by Darth Ridley March 26, 2007

Aqua Buddha

The great god of the bong water. Aqua Buddha lives within the water at the bottom of the bong and is what really makes you high.

Lets tie her up and make her do bong hits and worship Aqua Buddha.

by Master Shaitan October 21, 2010

Buddha Sexy

When a male or female is unbelievably attractive and appealing as a result of their Buddha-esq appearance (lard assness). These people just scream sex gods as you correlate their portly figure with the enlightened Buddha, and CLEARLY and man who understands the human existence can make a man/woman feel things that are only explored in the raunchiest of chick-lit.

Gabriel Igleisias is Buddha sexy.

by Psychedelic Sid May 30, 2015

preaching to the Buddha

trying to teach someone something they already know

"If you want to ride an elephant, you have to embrace the beast inside you"
"You're preaching to the Buddha, man, I've done this a million times"

by plokijuh098 April 22, 2010

Buddha

refering to someone being so awesome, rad, the best ever that the only person's strife who could compare to theirs would be Buddha.

"dude. we're so awesome."
"yeah, i'm pretty sure we're Buddha."

by BaconBuddha July 2, 2008

Buddhasm

The enlightenment achieved upon the first successful orgasm shared between two consenting individuals.

Many a young person has spent a course of time pondering the wonders of a buddhasm. However, to many a young person, the wonders of a buddhasm have never crossed their minds.

by :L March 19, 2005

buddhaful

Having a large quantity of buddha-like characteristics.

Josh's intentions were buddhaful, but the poor puppies drowned due to a lack of planning.

by weedheaded December 13, 2008