A baboonaphile

One who molests Baboons

Once caught in a sexual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a Sex offenders record as a Baboonaphile...

by Monkey basket June 9, 2003

you baboon

When someone does something stupid, or acts in a way that might lead people to think they are stupid

Julian said Blake is gay
Julian, omg you baboon

by dayton_byrne1 January 18, 2018

Baboonery

1. An act where one portrays baboon like qualities.

2. Dumbness.

3. Idiocy.

1. Noobs need to stop with the baboonery on call of dizzle.

2. That class was filled with baboonery.

3. There was a massive amount of baboonery at work.

by Old Grekerson November 21, 2010

bubonic plague

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

by sux0r May 11, 2006

baboo

an affectionate name given to a lover...usually a female.

I love her so much, she is my little baboo.

by rechster January 15, 2008

baboopability

The ability to fast-forward your Tivo, after enough buffer has built up, in order to get past the commercials. "Ba-boop" refers to the sound made by the fast-forward function on the the Tivo.

If I have to endure one more of these caveman commercials, I'm going to pluck out my own eyeballs and jam ice picks in my ears. Does your Tivo have baboopability?

by ckdexterhaven April 25, 2008

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010