junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011

Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

kentucky ass bruise

A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better

My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.

by Cor Riversprite March 10, 2019

bruiser

Someone who's tough and doesn't get taken down easily, someone who has a history of being in fights and winning.

That Tony was a bruiser, he'd get knocked down and bounce right back up, then he knock em down and they'd never stand up.

by calypso April 4, 2005

Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.

Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"

by van Orden December 14, 2010

brown bruiser

Defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it

Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.

by charliechaplin33 September 23, 2009

pt cruiser bruiser

This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.

Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.

by tommy got fingered December 7, 2010