The strange, mildly painful and "bruise-like" sensation that results from letting one's hair down after pulling it back all day with a headband or into pony tail.
If you didn't pull your hair back so tight you wouldn't have that hair bruise when you take out your pony tail.
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claire: hell yeah, let's bruist up on out of here! (emphatically)
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Get the budisy mug.a brown spot left in the toilet by a turd recetly flushed. Occuring most often after a long night of mixed drinks.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
toilet bruises have also been found in bus and train stations as well as households.
my in-laws decided to leave me some memories of last night in the form of toilet bruises before leaving town on the bus...
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