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Brohypnol

A cocktail of drink and drugs given to a male friend to prevent him potentially stealing a bird you both like #seeyouinthemorningmyguy
Gave Gary a glass of brohypnol and left with the blonde he had his eye on
by TonyFluff90 April 28, 2020
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Broph-a-saurus

Pulling of the hair and arms while fully mounting a woman from behind with your legs over top of hers humping vigorously.
Dude, i totally broph-a-saurused your girlfriend last night
by Wet N Wild November 16, 2009
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Brophelin

Brophelin is a drug induced by a wide spectrum of men from angst-filled teenagers, to college frat boys and to married men. Brophelin is used to get out all of the things that they couldn't normally do such as drink excessive amounts of alcohol, watch sports games, shoot pool, go to bars/strip clubs, gamble and other things that people such as nagging girlfriends, bosses, parents etc. would yell at them for.

Brophelin can also be induced virtually such as through an online video game.

Brophelin should be used at least one every two/one weeks to relieve man-craziness and inner-party. Do not exceed dosage as this can cause loss of jobs, mean ex-girlfriends and an adaption to an extremely irresponsible lifestyle.

If you forget a dose, be sure to account for it as soon as possible to decrease inner wild-side build up.

Side-effects may include:

Girlfriends never thinking you spend enough time with them.

Pictures you don't want people to see.

Drunken stupor.

Broken furniture.

Noise disturbances.

Loss of profit for either beer or things you'll regret buying later.
Paul: Bro, you need to come over to my place! I just got fifty games for the Xbox for a hundred bucks! Please dude, I need some Brophelin right now!

Hank: I got fired from work yesterday for punching my boss. Guess I should have taken my Brophelin when I had the chance.

Tony: Brophelin overdose, dude. The nag thinks I hang out with you too much.
by OppositeDaySandwiches July 10, 2011
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Brophies

a sexually transmited disease (STD) that is caused by a parasitic worm; in which the worm in may irritate hair follicles and cause genital warts to form in men. In woman, the virus is doomant.

The only known cure for Brophies is to be treated by Josh Pindell. Josh's methods are unknown but very effective.
Kenny- "My balls itch!"

Brandon- "Dude, I think you got Brophies from all those girls you've been smutting with."

Kenny- "Damn."
by MD Edwards November 29, 2010
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Brothy

Brothy is another term people (teenagers) from Blackpool, UK, use to insult one another. Also to mean you are inadiquate.
Ryan: your a DICK!

Chris: Your an ass hole!

Ryan: Your a brothy!!!

(chris collapses)
by Bambiprophet June 29, 2004
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Brophin

Aww, you touch my shit again. What I say NO BROPHIN.
by Rico Ponson February 4, 2006
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brophette

convicted peodophile! likes young boys and girls
watch out a brophette is about
by dine-a-soar September 15, 2010
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