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Blonk

Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.
Mate, that guy is a total blonk!
by irongron November 4, 2015
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Bonka

Bonka is another word for “band” which is slang used to represent $20,000. Rapper Yeat has used this term multiple times
by Bonka Maker June 23, 2022
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Bonkey

A girl who has a very big and jiggly ass.
Damn, that girl has a bonkey.
by TruBiDoR July 30, 2009
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blonkers

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
by w0dge January 1, 2009
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Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.
I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.
by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011
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bonk gang

When you nae nae soneone. Usually said after stealing or breaking the rules.
Can I get one pack of gum?
Sure that will be 1.29$.
Bonk gang shit nigga!
by Bonk gang shit August 18, 2017
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Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.
Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"
by goodone! June 13, 2008
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