Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.

It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.

by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

Microwave Broccoli

A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.

"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."

by LithiumFlame March 7, 2007

beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.

Northern Lights mixed with Chocolate Thai.

by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.

I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.

by wh33 February 26, 2012

broccoli journalism

Newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is "good for us"

Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.

by aspwitch May 6, 2010

broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

“My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 11, 2021