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adam broadbelt

Adam broadbelt is a bad ass gangsta!
by wibzy January 19, 2016
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Broadulent

A term used to describe a female that commits a fraudulent act; or, a female who commits an act that is deemed typical of her sex or personality.
I walked into our bedroom and I was horrified by the broadulent mess.
by SGreen5 August 30, 2015
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sub-broadband

A high speed connection at or less than 512kbit but more than 192kbit.
I don't want sub-broadband, I want my speeds in the megabit range!
by Chris J Pisarczyk May 10, 2005
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broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.
dude, that was definitely a broadband download.
by joe January 14, 2004
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Broaden Your Horizons

A snide way to suggest anal sex.
"At first she was unsure about the whole ordeal, then I suggested that she should broaden her horizons."

or

"Allow me to broaden your horizons"
by Wiz Memelord July 19, 2017
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bulldog broadband

A staggeringly incompetent, chaotic British company. They supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using ADSL. They are famed throughout the UK for making spurious claims about 8Mbit/s bandwidth capability; service provision times; ease of billing; accessibility and efficiency of staff.
Bulldog was a small company that was growing slowly and doing well but then Cable and Wireless bought them out and did what C&W have done for years: spend a lot on marketing and too little on planning, anticipation of demand, engineering, and call centre resources to mop up the mess they were about to make. The result is thousands of dissatisfied customers who feel ripped-off.
Happy mug: Hey, this salesman said I could get 8 meg broadband and a cheap calls package installed with only 10 minutes of down time.
Sad mug: Read what the web forums say about Bulldog Broadband - do it now before they ruin your connectivity. The install is likely to be late; leave you with no calls for several days; you won't be able to get assistance; you will be fobbed off with muddled nonsense; the billing may be messed up and often inaccessible.
Happy mug: So you think I should look elsewhere for a broadband supplier and that 8 meg from bulldog feels like 2 meg from anyone else?
Sad mug: Yes, I do think that. I am entitled to express my opinion, aren't I?
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BroadBand

A Female with a thick waist. Not Fat, Not Skinny. Maybe a woman with Child-bearing hips. A Sexy Thick woman.
I gotta BroadBand with DSL (Dick Sucking Lips). She a BroadBand Girl. I upgraded my DSL for a BroadBand.
by NJ Johnson June 6, 2011
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