brotender

Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.

Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.

by money719 June 27, 2010

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You're cat bigender

Will instantly obliterate the target's realm. Cat instantly dies and denied access to both heaven and hell, completely inexistent, and you are no longer considered human. Prepare to die just from reading this.

Blackberry : Yo fuck you man

Cranberry : You're mom gay lol

Blackberry : Ur dad lesbian

Cranberry : Ur granny tranny

Cranberry, slowly dying from obliteration, utters his final spell that will destroy Blackberry : You're cat bigender

by Cranberr¥ March 15, 2018

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bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.

Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground

by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009

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bigendered

adj. describing a person who classifies as both a male and a female

I am bigendered af

by Ryan123456 August 1, 2016

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Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

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