Braeden

Your typical hockey boy. Got the flow, naturally buff, but also a oftentimes a douchebag

Drew: Yo I heard Braeden banged Callisto after the hockey game in the change room and then immediately dumped her, what a douchebag

by Rhodesians Never Die July 22, 2023

braeden

a kid who thinks he is sick cause he has v2 airpods.he thinks he can get millies pussy because he has cash

man Braeden is a faggot

by hdufdhsui April 1, 2019

Braeden

He will soon be writing hate paragraphs for all the annoying women who disturbed him and his girlfriend.

Braeden is with Alyssa

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Braeden

A person who is both mad and balding

"that guy is totally Braeden"
"yeah his hairline is running for the trenches and he's always angry"

by Idkm8thisisathrowawayforajoke September 13, 2020

Braeden

HE A GOAT

yall know michael jordan, braeden

by polshd December 24, 2023

braeden

the best mother fucker in the lands. he is so super duper hot. his hair is smooth and creamy. sex with da bois is so much funner when he is involved. looking at him makes me have fifteen orgasms in a row. i love braeden. you can also call him bread.

Braeden, I love you.

by iamsuperhot November 6, 2022

braeden prior

Someone who loves sharks and Lenovo. Wild Combo!

"That there Braeden Prior sure loves himself a Hammerhead and a Thinkpad. WIld fucker!"

by Whitemanhorse March 5, 2022