Bourbon Balls

The edible art of boubon balling: pour a shot of chocolate syrup into one's mouth, dip your lover's balls into Whisky Bourbon, insert the boubon soaked balls into the chocolate filled mouth. Gargle, swish, and swallow; it's a delightfully sweet and salty treat!
*Warning: May casue a burning sensation on testicles*

Dick: My girlfriend totally bourbon balled me last night!
Jane: I love my boyfriend's bourbon balls!

by Jboydance February 4, 2010

Bourbon Meyer

A drink originating from Columbus Ohio. It involves an orange and blue cocktail which changes to scarlet and grey once Bourbon is added.

It is rumored the concoction will eventually be fueled by the tears of Michigan fans shattered dreams.

Bartender! Another Bourbon Meyer please! The Buckeyes just won another National Championship!

by Benny1985 November 29, 2011

Bourbon Legend

An Urban Legend scenario created or enhanced by generous or bountiful use of alcoholic beverages.

"Did Oscar really dance naked at the company party or is that just a Bourbon Legend?"

by Pat Lanagan April 9, 2008

Bourbon Meyer

A whiskey/bourbon cocktail named in honor of the current University of Florida football coach, Urban Meyer. Formulas vary, but my personal favorite is:

(on the rocks in a pint glass)

Bourbon - 3 shots
Lime juice - 1 shot

Fill the rest of the glass with half sweet tea, half Coca-Cola.

Enjoy!

I got so drunk on Bourbon Meyers at the Tennessee tailgate that I don't remember the first half!

by ramma jamma August 23, 2008

bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

Bourbon dynasty

Most inept monarchial dynasty in the history of Europe. They were thrown out of power and executed during the French Revolution, restored by foreign powers, only to be thrown out of power again. Though they still rule in Spain, having been restored after being thrown out of power(again), more often when one refers to a Bourbon dynasty, they refer to a franchise such as the Cleveland Browns or Winnipeg Jets, teams that left the league because they were not competitive enough, only to be later restored.

The Winnipeg Jets are nothing more than a Bourbon dynasty.

by An Old Whig September 30, 2013

bourbon decay

n. bourbon-induced disorder, the loss of bodily function from too many shots, a breakdown of social order in the city caused by drinking excess alcohol, alcohol fueled urban chaos; v. erosion of the liver cells

The lower east side recovered from bourbon decay by closing all the illegal dive bars.

by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016