When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.
-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.
-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?
-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?
by SinisterL August 3, 2010
Get the Compton Cockblock mug.A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008
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When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.
"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
by Touzinsky December 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Chat CockBlock mug.A self caused cockblock, with so much blocking power, it can only be caused by a major act of stupidity; Brought upon by themselves with good intentions for the receiver, but ended up bitting them in the ass. SPTC for short.
Guy 1: "Ha! That creeper just asked the hottest girl at university for nude photos via text!"
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
Guy 2: "He's got major Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock now; He's never getting laid."
by c.NEWBY;m.MANYARD;m.CAMERON May 28, 2010
Get the Self Propelled Torpedo Cockblock mug.To reverse a combination lock on someone's locker so that the dial faces the other way, making for a very difficult time to get it open. A common high school prank.
by Mikeman45 January 14, 2010
Get the Backlock mug.To prevent a female from having consensual sexual intercourse. Analogous to cockblock. Boxblocking is usually committed by other females although males are occasionally guilty. From the slang box.
I can't believe that bitch Martha, trying to hook up with my ex-boyfriend. I am totally going to boxblock her tonight at the club.
by Chris Kilmer January 17, 2005
Get the boxblock mug.A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.
Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress
by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009
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