very very dark amber beer. just had a bit, tastes fairly good, but doenst go down quite as smoothly as... oh, gin. definitely not for the weak of palat. made for the beer-hardened men of our great nation. by the way, texas? im in PA bud.
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Get the Clack Bock mug.The most horrific, terrible, and satanic-tasting beer ever made. Brewed by Samuel Adams, this beer is one of the most disgusting and nauseating drinks known to mankind. Chilled or room temperature, you can always count on Chocolate Bock to help you lose your appetite. The only people who enjoy this beer are sphincter-licking, salad tossing idiots who have no tastebuds left on their tongues. Why a company that has brewed so many delicious tasting beers would create such a tear-jerking and disappointing nightmare is beyond me. I've known sober children in Africa who have spit this beer out of their mouths. Sarah McLachlan should create a television commercial for people who have tasted this beer, those who have mouths that will be forever scarred.
Nelson: "Hey Craig, have you tried the Chocolate Bock beer by Samuel Adams? I just took a sip."
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)
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Can be used as a term to describe someone who likes to eat chiniese food a lot
Can be used as a term to describe someone who likes to eat chiniese food a lot
Example 1)
Guy: "I'd like a portion of sweet and sour pork"
Asian at till: "we need a 2 dollar nack bock fow dees man who wanting pork"
Example 2)
Trents always at the takeaways.
He's a Nack Bock
Guy: "I'd like a portion of sweet and sour pork"
Asian at till: "we need a 2 dollar nack bock fow dees man who wanting pork"
Example 2)
Trents always at the takeaways.
He's a Nack Bock
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Tanya bock has the best voice anyone has ever heard
even though she is quiet and beautiful never underestimate her for she can get mean.
Tanya bock loves her children more than anyone in the world even though her mother was a bad mother causing Tanya bock to be a Daddy's girl.
Tanya bock has the best voice anyone has ever heard
even though she is quiet and beautiful never underestimate her for she can get mean.
Tanya bock loves her children more than anyone in the world even though her mother was a bad mother causing Tanya bock to be a Daddy's girl.
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-wird im lateinischen für "pussydestroyer" verwendet
-wird im lateinischen für "pussydestroyer" verwendet
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