ridin blurry

Driving while intoxicated

I see them watching, and waiting,
For an opportunity to ride up on me,
Hopin' they don't roll up on me, cuz tonight I'm ridin blurry,
And if they stop me I'm gettin a DUI tonight.

by burgaking May 30, 2007

blumpy

when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her

by arlie September 6, 2004

blumpy

recieve oral sex while defecating

"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!

by russ1416807 May 19, 2006

Blurple

To be so dark (Skin-tone wise) to have a little bit of purple. Also known as a combination of black and purple.

Man, Jabril is so Blurple

by Meaty Nugget December 18, 2014

blurry facial

the act of ejaculating during anal intercourse , then having the ejaculate sprayed onto your face via flatulent projection.

hey Tanner, gimme a blurry facial
wow! that was quite a blurry facial
dave likes blurry facials.
did you see scott take that blurry facial?

by Taylor Keith Gregory April 25, 2007

blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

bluppy

The wet, vibratory sensation when you put your mouth on someone's body (usually on his or her belly) and just blow. See also raspberry.

Grandpa loves to give his grandkids belly bluppies. I personally would rather be tickled than get a wet Zadie-style bluppy.

by LJMKP March 1, 2007