Blunkin

To have sexual intercourse while on the tiolet or using the toilet.

I was taking a dump one day, and I had sex with my girlfriend at the same time and I made sure to remember that it was my first blunkin.

by Steve Shick May 4, 2006

Blankenship

A Happy Blankenship without the blowjob. Usually found hanging out with short angry people with red hair. Blankenships have been known to screw up the the easiest of tasks because they MICRO-MANAGE.

I hate working for Blankenship and his evil step-dad.

by FuzzyManPeach December 29, 2009

blunkin pie

the act of going down on your chick while she's takin a shit

she smelled so bad i had to get some blunkin pie action to cover it up.

by the cankle whisperer May 7, 2011

blunkett

The action which one's eyes make when walking along the pavement and two attractive ladies are forced to pass you, one on either side.

"they both had amazing tits I didn't know where to look, what a Blunkett"

by Jimmy Condom December 9, 2008

Blunsen Burner

A portmanteau of Blunt and Bunsen Burner to make a Blunsen Burner. A Blunsen Burner is a lighter with a massive flame to light those huge blunts you have on the weekend.

Joel: hey man, this out this blunt i made yesterday, it took ages man.

Lomax: Sweet dude, i'd better get the Blunsen Burner out.

by Goodyno2 March 30, 2009

HAPPY BLANKENSHIP

A "Happy Blankenship" is when a far right, gay hating, civil rights violating, deficit spending republican is getting a blow job while watching "The O'Riley Factor" with one finger shoved up his ass!!!

Just ask president bush

by Mark M. March 10, 2005

Blunkeys

To stay in bed and in blankets all day watching back-to-back episodes of a TV series, like monkeys. Monkeys in blankets = Blunkeys. Cannot be done alone. Watching episodes alone = Depression.

"What are you and Lia doing tomorrow?"

"Oh, we're just gonna be blunkeys. We got Season 3 of Suits on DVD."

by danusunt February 27, 2014