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bluetoothed

when the person with a bluetooth headset is having a conversion on the headset but not speaking just listening, and all the while acknowledging and participated in a conversation with a person standing next to them. And all of the sudden start talking to the person on the headset and completely ignore the person that just walked up and started talking. If you are the person that got ignored then you have officially been bluetoothed.
I totally bluetoothed my boss earlier today and I emjoyed it
by chad633 February 23, 2009
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Stereo bluetooth

When one "whacks" their penis on both sides of their partner's face to the ear; leaving 2 prints like a Stereo Bluetooth headset.
Heistand got pretty drunk and was distributing BJs, when it was my turn I had to give him a stereo bluetooth so we would all have proof of his behaviour next day when he got sober.
by MandingoTrump May 5, 2008
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Bluetoof

Another way to say "Bluetooth". Mainly used by idiots trying to be cool.
Yo nig! Toss me dah bluetoof!
by ThaBigCheesy February 1, 2010
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Bluetooth

I Got That Bluetooth From The Girl At The Club Last Nite...Didn't Even Use Her Hands
by mshadep84 July 20, 2010
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bluetooth

An idiotic looking device, used by unimportant people who want to look important. It is a wireles transmitter that is put on an ear and is hooked up to your cell phone, so no matter where your phone is, you can still recieve that highly anticipated, uber important phone call from your mom. It radiates a tacky neon blue when in use, yet most of the time it goes unused. Good for when driving, but when not on the road it makes you look sad and pathetic. Users deserve a drop-kicking.
Doreen always used to wear bluetooth in class, with her hair neatly tucked around it. Coincidently, she never used it nor was there a car lying around class, waiting to be driven. Once I drop kicked her, she never wore blue tooth again.
by Mr. Hoboski December 17, 2005
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bluetoothshbag

{noun} blu•TOOSHE•bag, Pronunciation: /blu-tóösche-bahg/
1. Slang. Anyone wearing a Bluetooth(R) ear-piece or ear-bud, that doesn't quite play the part of "cool." Amalgamation of "bluetooth" and "douchebag."
SweetPete mocks strangers that are bluetoothshbags, what with their ear-worn devices that are MEANT to insinuate, "I'm sooooo important lookittmeee," but such cranial adornments actually scream out, "I'm a loser yeay."
by SweetPete SweetPete May 15, 2008
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Blue Tool

A condescending asshole who goes everyhwhere with their blue tooth head piece on, even when quite inappropriate. They are always speaking vociferously with no regard for others around them.
Jim, did you see that blue tool in church receiving communion with his earpiece on?
by Christopher M. Martin December 9, 2008
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