blubber cricket

A person whom constantly runs their mouth. They do not care if it's the truth or lies. They are always looking for clout and will do about anything for attention. Right down to hopping up and down on random roaches at her local dive bar

"That girl is suck a blubber cricket"
"There goes Courtney again being a blubber cricket"
" Ugh Miss Stone could you stop being such a blubber cricket?"

by Becky with the great hair March 22, 2020

Blubber Dick

Any person who receives fellatio from a obese person.

My friend is called blubber dick, because he got head from his 600 ex.

by Mandyhonig September 29, 2017

Chest Blubber

A derogatory way of describing a woman's chest. This also has instances where it is used for a mans chest.

"Damn! I almost suffocated in Jessica's chest blubber!"

"Woah there Bobby! There's no need to pull out your chest blubber."

by Georgio Belushi January 8, 2008

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

Blubber Nugget

Taking a pound of blubber and frying it.

Would you like me to bring Blubber Nuggets to the Christmas Party?

Blubber Nuggets are so good!

by Juqswedrftjf December 28, 2011

Blubber Face

1. To sob deliriously, especially if the weeping face has a fair amount of jowls and wag.

2. Someone who is in the process of choking on a turducken.

3. Rush Limbaugh.

"All that right-wing talk radio is full of blubber face!"

by Lace Valentine November 8, 2004

Blubber nugget

A fat black, dark, or colored person

Damn that blubber nugget eats to much......one day he's going to blow up

by Jonathan and Ricky March 13, 2009