Blubbery Biscuit Stealer

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You are a Blubbery Biscuit Stealer

by imintheforest October 29, 2019

blubber hunting

1. going out on the town to look for fat bitches to fuck
2. literal whale hunting

Ey yo, Darius, wanna go blubber hunting?

by blubberhunter May 9, 2021

Crouching blubber hidden tuna

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

Pussy blubber

The act of a large male inserting a large amount of belly fat into a woman's vagina.

Oh I love it when you give me a pussy blubber.

by Mr.FlubbyJubby August 2, 2016

Bairstow blubber

To be an inconsolable poor loser that leads to a dramatic walk off.

‘We were teasing Johnny all night until he had a massive sook and stormed off. What a fucking Bairstow Blubber’.

by DbV69 July 4, 2023

Blubberslap

The act of slapping someone in the stomach/ fat so hard that it jiggles.

Mike: You look like you are gaining some weight! *slap* BLUBBERSLAP!
Mindy: Ouch! That hurt, Mike.
Stan: Dude, i told you not to blubberslap Mindy!
Mike: I know.. Its just so tempting.

by BAA2... June 5, 2011

Blubberhag

An unattractive, especially obese, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power that are obese.

Felix: Elendra is whining so much!
Petter: Yea! And she's also fat!
Felix: You'd expect a woman of her age would act more mature!
Petter: Boy!... Is she a blubberhag or what!?

by Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 20, 2009