bloyab

the name of a statement that causes anger/happiness even though the statement is false on a major networking site, or a statement that confuses other people and causes pointless emotional reaction.

Person #1: "Obama will buy me a car if i vote for him"
Person #2: "Your bloyab just made you look like an idiot"
P1: "Me and (insert name here) are getting married after dating for 4 weeks and are going to be happy for the rest of our lives!"
P2: "You're an idiot, and quit saying bloyabs that just frustrate people"
P1: "Fox News is not a conservative network"
P2: "That bloyab just cost you your say in any future argument"
P1: "I just bought a penguin from Joe down the street and when i brought him home he lit up a smoke and kicked me in the nuts"
P2: "Wtf?"
P1: "Marijuana is a drug"
P2: "BLOYAB"
P1: "The Holocaust never happened"
P2: "Careful now, that bloyab could earn you a punch to the face from an old jewish guy, or a palestinian"
P1: "Racism no longer exists"
P2: "you are an official bloyaber"
P1: "Iran does not have any nuclear weapons"
P2: "(screaming) Ahh!! we have a nuclear bloyaber! run!"

by TheFatPlatypus April 15, 2010

blaxy

Adj. A term for awesome or cool, but with more meaning.

I was listening to some blaxy music last week.

by Quincybearz November 30, 2015

blody

A banging body - one that is above average, with lots of definition and tone and /or the perfect illustration of masculinity or femininity

Daaaaammmn..... that girl got’a blody!

by Blody December 26, 2020

bloxfruitsplayerig

A dope pimp ass mothafucka he will do anything to show how strong he is he always giveaways bloxfruits in the roblox game “bloxfruits”

“Yo you’re a lot like bloxfruitsplayerig” “yeah, that’s just what happens when you’re a pimp”

by Pihvfyik February 19, 2021

boxy smile

kim taehyung

taehyung has the most beautiful and brightest boxy smile ever in the entire world that could bring world peace. this title only belongs to taehyung, if anyone uses this title to some irrelevant stupid fad i will push them down the stairs.

or

taehyung’s boxy smile solved all my problems <3

or

i adore taehyung’s boxy smile everyday i cry everytime

by taefairytwirls December 16, 2021

Twisty Blowy

When a girl sucks the penis whilst simultaneously using her strong hand to stroke the bottom half using twisting motions, otherwise known as 'hand to mouth'. The more saliva and enthusiasm the better the feeling. This kind of technique feels so good for the guy, that he may actually put a ring on it.

Jack: Man, my girl gave me a soul snatching twisty blowy last night!
Mark: You lucky bastard!

by inspireddonny October 15, 2021

moustachey blowy

A blowjob given by a man (or woman) who has a large enough moustache that it tickles the neither regions.

Used in the hypothetical questioning of a mans sexuality to confirm or deny if he would enjoy oral sex from a man.

Combined with one or more pairs of boobs on the side, it becomes a "Magnum Baywatch"

What if you were getting a blowy from a dude. Could you deal with that? What if the dude had a moustache though. What if it was a real moustachey blowy?

by buzzgonewrong May 14, 2011