Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003

Blow job

When you shove your dick in someone's mouth

Man:want a blow job
Women:yes

by Aidanasskicker November 11, 2018

Blow Job

One painful step for girl, one giant, satisfied leap for mankind.

Eve gave Adam a blow job and, well, here we are.

by clue clay July 31, 2011

Blow job

When a female is feeling horny she will stick a penis in her mouth and blow.

Dude1: Janis was so horny last night she gave me a blow job.
Dude2:lucky

by Horny4life June 12, 2018

Blow Job

1. Oral Sex (most common usage)
2. Slang for Suicide Bomber

Al Fukuldick joined the Jihadist terrorist group after being offered a free "blow job". but instead of oral sex, he got blown up.

by FDT4ever February 8, 2015

Blow Job

When A mouth covers the penis sucks lick's and creates pleasure

Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!

Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!

by SlopNChop February 5, 2019

Blow Job

Oral sex, sticking on penis.

He gives real great blow job.

by Elm4r August 19, 2018