Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010

Blob

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun

Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho

by Seaki January 4, 2021

on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.

"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!

by MilitantAtheist December 4, 2003

Blob

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Bae

Barry was so desperate that he went for Jenna the BLOB

by James Pete 97 August 2, 2016

the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.

Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.

by ijackoff2u March 25, 2011

Blob

Blob = A Cute Thing. Not Fat And Awesome Friend, Who Everyone Should No Aint FAT Cuz Thats Bull Shyt.

AWESOME.

;))

Eg Joel The BLOB

by Lilo. June 21, 2010

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

by Skott September 21, 2004