Blob

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.
Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.
by pierro66 December 07, 2010
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Blob

A pronoun just like he, she and they

It can be used in the same ways as any other pronoun
Hi I met a blob named Sam, blob is a really funny person and you have to meet blobs cat, blob doesn’t talk a lot about blobself tho
by Seaki January 04, 2021
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on the blob

A crude expression for a female on her period used by immature boys who don't realise that a female is stressed when she is not on her period (hence the term PMS - PRE menstrual tension) thanks for reading.
"Naff off Dave."
"Oooh! Let me guess - you're on the blob!" Uh, no!
by MilitantAtheist December 04, 2003
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Blob

Barry was so desperate that he went for Jenna the BLOB
by James Pete 97 August 03, 2016
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the blob

When an obese man is laying on an obese lady, trying to find where to stick his penis in.
Dave: Hey Sharon the blob was really good last night.
Sharon: Yea, it was really good when you actually put it in my vagina.
by ijackoff2u January 23, 2011
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Blob

Blob = A Cute Thing. Not Fat And Awesome Friend, Who Everyone Should No Aint FAT Cuz Thats Bull Shyt.

AWESOME.

;))
by Lilo. June 20, 2010
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The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.
That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!
by Skott September 21, 2004
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