blob

A less pompous version of the word blog.

Jeremy writes a blob because his essays are so well researched and long that they can't be inserted onto a chat board. They deserve a collecting bin of their own.

by definitionofbear August 7, 2010

blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.

I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!

by eda-skip August 26, 2023

Blob

Blob means

Basic
Last
Option
Bae. Someone you would fuck if it was a last resort

Bob:"your still a verigin"
Joe:"yeah I might have to fuck the blob"
Or
Bob:"fuck her"
Joe:"NO SHES THE BLOB"

by PandynXX15 October 18, 2016

blob

someone who sits on the couch all day instead of socializing a blob would rather play minecraft or clash of clans.

i know a blob. her name is maddy.

by izz going down April 20, 2018

Blob

Blowjob

Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?

by Peakinowl June 4, 2018

Blob

A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.

That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?

by MonchiGodShushu July 11, 2018

Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018