blindside butterbeans

when you get voted out on big brother and it is a blindside

J: Get ready Pooch, cause you're about to be served up a big ol plate of blindside butterbeans
P: Gets out because he's raggedy

by slabitha the sharting queen August 11, 2022

south jersey blindside

A sexual act in which the male utterly anally rapes the unsuspecting female while she is occupied in doing something else.

"Hey honey could you help me with th-OUCH MY ANUS!"

by Cox & Camp December 5, 2003

blindie

a durugatory term for someone that is blind.

damn blindies were all over the place today at the shopping mall.

by the sorriest lamb October 18, 2009

blindie

Combines black and indie. Basically, a black hipster. Can be found anywhere hipsters normally hang out.

With funky gladiator sandals, turquoise jeans, black American Apparel v-neck, colorful scarf, and her iPod blasting Bloc Party, Sasha is an official Blindie.

by Tperks April 26, 2008

blinded by the light

Cumming in your eye when you're masturbating.

George felt embarrassed when his sister caught him blinded by the light.

by TBoneMcCoy January 22, 2007

BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

Blindie

A selfie taken where the flash has forgotten to be turned off leading to a severe momentary daze

I just took a selfie forgot the flash was on ......hit fucking knee on coffee table blindie

by matty89 March 14, 2015