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blindfolded chocolate milkshake

with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.
dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.
by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008
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blindfolded clam trap

the female equivilent to tea bagging
at the party last night, this guy passed out . so i put him in the blindfolded clam trap
by liquidsilk February 28, 2009
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Similar to the Stranger, reverse stranger and the double reverse stranger, however, after proceeding to numb you penis and hand you then blindfold yourself in order to imagine someone jerking off.
I could not manage to pull of the blindfolded double reverse stranger becuase i questioned myself too much.
by Andy Langberg September 2, 2006
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blindfolded pretzel

A sex act that includes a blindfold(s), and creative expressions to smear mustard/baby food on the contorted partner. Many oral/sexual pleasures may be derived.

Parties must be careful to execute a proper warmup routine. No children will be harmed in this exercise. Variations: double-blindfolded pretzel, blindfolded pretzel with ketchup, gag-ball pretzel, blindfolded bagel.
We tried the blindfolded pretzel last night night. Kinda kinky.
by Nogdog October 16, 2014
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blindfold masturbation

A situation in which people put on blindfolds and masturbate people they cannot see.
The teacher lead a blindfold masturbation session with his students.
by 66991234 December 3, 2017
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Swimmers Blindfold

When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."
by Heybabe380 December 31, 2023
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Holy Blindfold

The "Holy Blindfold" is a gay male sex act where one partner, blindfolded, is forced to ingest a mixture of urine, semen, and feces from multiple anonymous partners while being anally penetrated by a stranger. This act combines the ultimate humiliation of sensory deprivation with the degradation of consuming a vile cocktail of bodily fluids and waste, heightening the perverse and vile nature of the experience.
In the filthy back room, Chris was subjected to the Holy Blindfold, his blindfolded state intensifying the horror as he was forced to swallow the disgusting concoction
by Mister_Meaatspin September 10, 2025
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