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bunk blaster

To cop a wristie on a bunk bed. Very common in backpacker hostels and performed frequently by dutch girls.
I copped an aggressive dry bunk blaster from a Dutch chick at the backpackers last night
by T- Slug February 15, 2010
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Good-blaster

A word to describe a firearm used in self-defense.
"Hey dude, I just used my good-blaster to blow away those fools who tried to rob me."
by NotAirMarshalJohn October 16, 2012
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.
by Chris J May 11, 2003
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ass blaster

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003
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Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.
It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007
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Berry Blaster

Where a fine young stud finds a lovely piece of meat and proceeds to put his nose on her clit and place his hard tongue inside the vag, while doing a motorboat like motion to it. Causing an ultimate orgasm and possible squirtation.
Mimi Keene: You wouldn’t believe what happened to me last night, I finally got Berry blasted by the ultimate blaster Ethan Berry!!

Megan Fox: I’m so jealous I’ve been waiting for the Berry Blaster my whole life!
by Jenny got Blasted January 10, 2022
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