Blank

A pronoun that replaces a person that you like and can't have. Used when you want to talk about said person without naming names.
"I totally saw my blank look my way today in class."
by SGMonje April 09, 2007
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blanking

when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.
Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?

Guy 2: No...what?

Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.

Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...
by Educated Perv February 21, 2009
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Blanking

The act of stepping on someone's toes and micromanaging. Can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)
Quit blanking me, bro!

My boss is really blanking me today.
by Turbo1724 December 23, 2013
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blanking

when you rub up against some else with your clothes on aka dry sex
We were blanking on his couch!
by geeenuhmarieeee November 29, 2005
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blank

to have respect lost for
Yelencia got her ass whipped she is blank
by Nabo March 20, 2008
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dear blank please blank

A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"

"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.
I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha
by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010
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Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.
Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank
by whatevercleansyourmess February 23, 2011
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