Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

bladder contraction

This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.

Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?

Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011

Kekoa Blaisdell

The best first string quarterback in the world.

I wish i had a throwing arm like Kekoa Blaisdell

by Baller Shayne November 15, 2010

J BLAIDS

Jewish Black AIDS

I hope you get J BLAIDS.

by 2nd lunch March 28, 2017

bladderdash

A mad run and/or sprint to the bathroom before your bladder explodes.

Julia made a bladderdash after she drank a whole two liter bottle of soda.

by shade June 19, 2006

bladder

the bag of piss in your body

idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?

by master_of_all_pervz March 25, 2007

Bladder Baby

When your bladder is so full you look a little pregnant.

"haha check out my bladder baby, i just downed like a liter of water and 2 ensure!"

by Jessiica--! January 28, 2009