National Little Bitch Day

May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.

Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?

by realmikehoncho May 6, 2022

National bang a bitch day

Bang any bitch you want

Yo!! Today is national bang a bitch day! Grab a bish by her weave and bang her

by Bang a bitch day March 11, 2021

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

National DJ a bitch day

on this day January 1st- December 31st DJ is a bitch ass nigga

Von: aye yk today is national dj a bitch day
tay: ong i ain’t know that
Von: yeah and imma leak that nigga music

by DJABITCH223 April 25, 2021

Blindside Bitches Day

Blindside Bitches Day is a day where you hit your bitch while you are out of their sight (for example, you hit them from behind). Blindside Bitches Day occurs on December 27th.

Dude 1: "Yo its Blindside Bitches Day lemme beat that bitch!"
Dude 2: "Ok"

Dude 3: "Bro you just pushed her of a cliff."
Dude 1: "Thats Blindside Bitches Day for you!"

by Gromit_Mug December 21, 2022

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!

Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!

by bemo! November 22, 2021

national dumb bitch day

the day to celebrate the one dumb bitch that we all hate, on his/her/their special day

“hey stacy congrats!”
“for what!”
“it’s national dumb bitch day! we’re celebrating you!”

by katie.batie August 13, 2024