Biscuitian

Biscuitian (bi-ski-tee-an):

A heterosexual female who enjoys Cunnilingus.

John's girlfriend is a biscuitian.

by Frito Caska October 6, 2009

Fecal bisquick

The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.

Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.

by loschris44 January 3, 2014

Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.

Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.

by Lumpbag April 26, 2009

Biscuits and stimulating conversation

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.

"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

by JaimiePotter December 28, 2019

buttery biscuit base

A base that defies knowledge, but it needs to be a little bit deeper. It needs a little more oomph.

I like the base, base, base, base, I like the buttery biscuit base.

by jabba27 July 4, 2011

biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity

Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.

by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009

Popeyes Biscuit

A piece of bread that is drier than the Atacama desert.

"I just gave my dog a Popeyes biscuit, and the mf ain't bark for 8 hours!"

by holy booty bandit April 6, 2021