birdbath

a hygene technique used when someone loses fecal control during anal sex. best performed when 'dropping down' from the anvil position, one urinates into the anus and plunges 4-5 times to cleanse the shaft of the penis.

Dude, next time Amy shits your dick, give her a birdbath.

by Hurstie March 10, 2008

BIRDWATCHING

The act of smoking weed.

"hey man, tommorrow lets go birdwatching"
"alright...i'll supply the seeds"

by Anonoymussss March 19, 2007

birdbath

pulling the scrotum out to from a bowl and then urinating upward collecting the urine in the scrotum. Actively urinating makes the bird bath

Bryan was so drunk that he made a birdbath while waiting in line for the bathroom

by steverenio October 21, 2007

Birdwatching

Vigilantly looking to find a girlfriend when out with friends.

Boys, we goin' birdwatching tonight, gonna get some birds.

by notjackstein August 6, 2021

Birdbath

When you cum in a girls belly button, then slap your dick in it and splash it all over her.

Jesse gave his dick a birdbath in my belly button last night and got cum everywhere.

by Redrvm August 6, 2021

Birdbathing

The act of splish-splashing water from the sink onto your dick and balls, as mentioned in Ep. 22 of The Judgies: Josh Gets Roasted. Can also be used as "birdbathin'" or "birdbathin' it"

"When I was birdbathing after doing the business, a house centipede made a mad dash for the ol' cock and ball."

by commie_scum October 1, 2021

birdbath

when you stretch your nuts out in the shower to collect water and let your woman drink out of it.

BirdBath- I gave Julie the birdbath last night she loved my nuts.....

by SourMayo February 4, 2022