Blimpie

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

bimpse

a polite way to say fart.

Oops, I bimpsed.

by fried November 19, 2003

bimple

A combination of the words BIG and Pimple. BIG + PIMPLE = bimple.

Becky: Dang... i got a bimple last night..and PROMS TOMMORROW!:
Krista: Lets do surgery on it tonight!

by Vanessaa February 9, 2008

Bimpken

A Coke Head, or a Heavy coke user who is high on cocaine, and thinks they can rap...but They SUCK!!

1. Yo!!! lets get the F**k Outta Here!! im sick of all these Bimpkens in my ear.

2. Dude is such a Bimpken! he gets all coked up then tries to freestyle...Someone tell this Ball licker to stop Doin Nose Grinds!

by Dreda Dre August 21, 2010

birpies

Bird... Herpies. A very tragic disease. You can get it from birds. Obviously.

*walks out of doctors office*
Dude 1: Man this sucks
Dude 2: Dude what happened?!? Did they tell you whats wrong with you?!?
Dude 1: Yeah...
Dude 2: Well?!?
Dude 1: I've got birpies...
Dude 2: OH F**K
Dude 1: Yeah...

by TheDINOsaw August 26, 2010

Bumpies

Another word for goosebumps.

"It's freezing in here. I have bumpies!"

by ohmygodeverythingistaken September 16, 2016

Bimple

A butt pimple. Acne of the buttocks.

Don't touch my bimple, it hurts!

by Hello Kittie December 16, 2018